No really the freakin' green elf short winner is...
STRUDE!

So Strude, dude, e-mail me at spiritofowl2004@yahoo.co.uk and I'll get these freakin' green elf short beautys into the post for you!
Thanks so much to everyone who entered. It really has been a blast, and I hope you've all had a little fun out of it too. And of course, make sure you enter the next round of the competition over at Strude's!. :)