So where would YOU put the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!??

After the last round of the Elf-Shorts competition with Matthias over in Switzerland, the new winner has been announced, and a worthy winner too... The utterly gorgeous PISSOFF (aka April, but I think she prefers PISSOFF.)

Check out this pic (lifted without asking and completely with no promise of any royalties ever from pissoff's blog Confessions of a Fed Up Woman on this post).

Where else on earth could you possibly wish for the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts to go?