Something wicked this way comes
Something terrible has happened. Something bad. Very, very bad. Off the awful map of truly dire things that can happen to anyone anywhere. It's seriously, freakin' bad.
I've won the freakin' elf shorts.
I've won the freakin' elf shorts.
Spirit Of Owl | 6/05/2005 10:29:00 am
12 Comments:
Hurrah! I await the next installment of the elf shorts comp!
Congratulations!
Terrible? Bad? NAY! Something fanglorious is afoot! Many congratulations! Upon reception, you must wear those at least 9 times a week.
You can't receive a pair of shorts like these and not post a picture of yourself wearing them.
Congratulations! We patiently await your photo op.
I'm with mr.schprock on that one, post a pic of u in the goods when you get them!
Well done, I too look forward to seeing another elf-shorts wearer! I apologise in advance for any suspicious stains you find on them...
Congratulations Spirit! I hope you weren't talking from experience - its kinda harder for guys to fake it!
Frally and Jon: GROSS!!!
Spirit: they will be posted today. FRESHLY LAUNDERED. (No stains that I can see!)
this elf short thing is really kind of amusing....
Can't wait to see how your pic turns out ;)
Oh my. This seems to be beyond reckoning now. I am resigned to the fates. It seems the Furies at last have come to deliver the insanity my crimes deserve.
ms.mac - Thank you. The elf shorts are on their way.
braleigh - I shall wear the fanglorious apparel 9 times a second, and if you don't catch it your ninja skills are failing you.
mr. schprock - Ok. I'll post the picture. To myself, and look forward to the postman bringing it safely back to my home in its glue sealed envelope. Right..?
pissoff - oh how I love your name. After my photo op, you shall all be patients... of your shrinks.
lucyddcf - The "goods"? Hmm. They have yet to be judged. They may very well be the "bads".
frally - Why thankyou, my soon to be colleague of the freakin' elf short wearing circle. I shall catalog all evidence I find right here on this blog... :-)
jonathon - A UK member of the freakin' elf short wearing circle? How many of us does there need to be for us to have a pub convention? I suggest 2. And I shall, as I said, be stain cataloguing.
cali - I suspect it's, y'know, entirely possible at least that, well, I may have been, as it were, taken in from time to time. !!! :-O
karen - Ohhh, I am forever in your debt...! LOL! Thanks. I think that clearly I'll never beat your legs... or at least... bwuahaaa!
connie - You say that now... !
Thank you all for your best wishes, and in return I wish you all well in holding down your dinner in the fullness of the future that is to come. Many of you may wish to stock the drinks cabinet in advance. And, get on the waiting lists for your shrinks. And, load a gun. Or two, in case you miss.
Woohoo! I always knew you had talent! Congrats, and I definitely want to see a pic of you with your new prize.
Just think, somewhere in the world is a very angry barebutt little magical being.
juno - I feel like I live with several frequently angry barebutt little magical beings! LOL
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