Sunday, June 05, 2005

Something wicked this way comes

Something terrible has happened. Something bad. Very, very bad. Off the awful map of truly dire things that can happen to anyone anywhere. It's seriously, freakin' bad.

I've won the freakin' elf shorts.


Blogger Ms Mac said...

Hurrah! I await the next installment of the elf shorts comp!


11:03 am, June 05, 2005  
Blogger Braleigh said...

Terrible? Bad? NAY! Something fanglorious is afoot! Many congratulations! Upon reception, you must wear those at least 9 times a week.

6:28 pm, June 05, 2005  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

You can't receive a pair of shorts like these and not post a picture of yourself wearing them.

6:50 pm, June 05, 2005  
Blogger pissoff said...

Congratulations! We patiently await your photo op.

9:15 pm, June 05, 2005  
Blogger LucyDDCF said...

I'm with mr.schprock on that one, post a pic of u in the goods when you get them!

2:13 am, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Frally said...

Well done, I too look forward to seeing another elf-shorts wearer! I apologise in advance for any suspicious stains you find on them...

5:26 am, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Jon said...

Well done on winning them!

I must also join Frally in that apology...

7:22 am, June 06, 2005  
Blogger cali said...

Congratulations Spirit! I hope you weren't talking from experience - its kinda harder for guys to fake it!

7:59 am, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Karen said...

Frally and Jon: GROSS!!!

Spirit: they will be posted today. FRESHLY LAUNDERED. (No stains that I can see!)

4:20 pm, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Connie said...

this elf short thing is really kind of amusing....
Can't wait to see how your pic turns out ;)

6:11 pm, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Spirit Of Owl said...

Oh my. This seems to be beyond reckoning now. I am resigned to the fates. It seems the Furies at last have come to deliver the insanity my crimes deserve.

ms.mac - Thank you. The elf shorts are on their way.

braleigh - I shall wear the fanglorious apparel 9 times a second, and if you don't catch it your ninja skills are failing you.

mr. schprock - Ok. I'll post the picture. To myself, and look forward to the postman bringing it safely back to my home in its glue sealed envelope. Right..?

pissoff - oh how I love your name. After my photo op, you shall all be patients... of your shrinks.

lucyddcf - The "goods"? Hmm. They have yet to be judged. They may very well be the "bads".

frally - Why thankyou, my soon to be colleague of the freakin' elf short wearing circle. I shall catalog all evidence I find right here on this blog... :-)

jonathon - A UK member of the freakin' elf short wearing circle? How many of us does there need to be for us to have a pub convention? I suggest 2. And I shall, as I said, be stain cataloguing.

cali - I suspect it's, y'know, entirely possible at least that, well, I may have been, as it were, taken in from time to time. !!! :-O

karen - Ohhh, I am forever in your debt...! LOL! Thanks. I think that clearly I'll never beat your legs... or at least... bwuahaaa!

connie - You say that now... !

Thank you all for your best wishes, and in return I wish you all well in holding down your dinner in the fullness of the future that is to come. Many of you may wish to stock the drinks cabinet in advance. And, get on the waiting lists for your shrinks. And, load a gun. Or two, in case you miss.

8:02 pm, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Juno said...

Woohoo! I always knew you had talent! Congrats, and I definitely want to see a pic of you with your new prize.

Just think, somewhere in the world is a very angry barebutt little magical being.

10:55 pm, June 06, 2005  
Blogger Spirit Of Owl said...

juno - I feel like I live with several frequently angry barebutt little magical beings! LOL

4:10 pm, June 07, 2005  

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